Mountain biking is such a futile pursuit. Conquering a mountain with only the limits of the human body is hard enough. Trying to do it on a bike is not only harder but the concept itself pretty inane, mainly because of modern innovations in safety and ergonomics…like stairs.
It makes as much sense as trying to win the Indy 500 on a pogo stick: the only way it will work is if your goal is to provide hilarious amusement for the people watching you.
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