Derp doo-doo As the old saying goes, "a lawyer who represents himself has a fool for a client." I'm pretty sure that goes double when the lawyer's client in on trial for peeping at women from a port-o-potty. [Denver Channel]

Lone star mistake You know the problem with committing suicide in a horrible fashion? It's rarely holiday specific. This is less recipe and more one way ticket to a painful death. [Texas Monthly]

Talking turkey An oldie but a goodie: The Turkey Crisis Hotline. BONUS DUMB: yeah, we linked to ourselves here.  [Dumb As A Blog]

Gobble Gobble. Gobble. Gobble-gobble. Gobble-gobble-gobble.  [Videogum]

Gravy boat  Want something to be thankful for? "How about this isn't your car." [WGAL.com]

Deep-fried Death Our Dumb Blogger Danny Gallagher goes to the Texas State Fair and proceeds to mess with that state's favorite food — deep-fried anything. Then watch him eat deep-fried Pepto-Bismol. THAT IS NOT A JOKE. [thesmokingjacket.com]

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