The "hand turkey" is the beloved symbol of the Thanksgiving holiday. But they're not just for kids. Get in the spirit of our national orgy of gluttony, and make your very own dumb Thanksgiving hand turkey.
"But old fashioned hand turkeys are boring," says you.
"Well, that's why we have 12 dumb hand turkeys that you can copy," says me. Express yourself, America!
Making a hand turkey is easy. You just need some paper, crayons, a human hand (attached or not attached), and your imagination, which is that thing you thought died when you were a kid. But, in fact, your imagination is alive and well, chained in the basement of your heart.
Our dumb hand turkeys include the "whatever" hand turkey, the "Vulcan" hand turkey, and what a cartoon characters disturbing hand turkey might look like.