A Miami woman wanted a curvier body in order to get a gig at a nightclub, so rather than pony up for a decent plastic surgeon, she unknowingly opted for an unlicensed doctor who injected her undesirable rear with a toxic concoction of cement, mineral oil, super glue and tire sealant. The victim is OK, and the phony doc has been arrested. Click here to read the dumb story in full.
I partially blame Kim Kardashian for this. Women are obsessed with getting her mammoth-sized buttocks for some reason.