Cuff love A man and a woman were arrested in Texas on drug charges. After they were handcuffed behind their backs and put in the back of a squad car, an officer noticed the woman's head in the man's lap, and OH NO. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Nope. Not kidding. [The Smoking Gun]

Slow and steady Here are a collection of turtles that look like Senator Mitch McConnell. Oh, I'm sorry, were you looking for "Smart as a Blog?" Haha. Move along, now. [Daily Caller]

G'day hate Look, I hate the Crocodile Dundee movies as much as anybody, but this seems like an over-reaction. [Washington Post]

Kissy face So here's the truth. I have no idea what the World Colors of Bennetton make. Clothing? Perfume? Decorative leather seat covers for your car? I have no idea, but I do know they have nutty ads and they like to shock people. Here's one with a whole bunch of politicians and popes or whatever kissing each other, because of course they spent a lot of money to make pictures of that. [Reuters]

Back that mare up Is this clip of a horse show set to Lil' Kim music dumb? Yes it is. Is the language not safe for work? Once again, yes. Is it the best thing I've seen on the internet today? DING-DING-DING! [The Dish]

Bad teacher If I were still in high school, I would show this story to my parents as an example of why I should stop going to math class. Can't be too careful. [CBS Chicago]

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