Jet blue And you thought the food on airplanes was gross. [Daily Mail]

Radio gaga Oh, and here's that video of Chinese senior citizens covering a Lady Gaga tune that you asked for. [YouTube]

Race cadet Call me old fashioned if you like, but it was my understanding that white supremacist motorcycle gangs didn't accept African Americans as members. BONUS DUMB: Yep, we're talking about a member of Congress.  [Broward/Palm Beach New Times]

No Visitors Um, that's cool, thanks. Now, how we doing on the whole "jobs" thing? [WhiteHouse.Gov]

Foot powder Oh, so THAT'S why women's shoes are so expensive. Now if we could just figure out why their haircuts are so pricey…[NY Post]

Pork spending There are two kinds of people in this world: people who want to read a 3,000 word conspiracy theory about the McRib, and the people who want to eat a McRib. Which are you? (I'm actually kinda both.)  [The Awl]

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