If you're a fan of bluegrass classics and the fiddle, then prepare to have your darkest nightmares invaded by a giant squawking bird that wants to eat your soul as it sings an almost pitch perfect rendition of "Turkey in the Straw."

Lisa Haley, the self-proclaimed "Chicken Fiddler," plays a four string while "bwaking" classic tunes in the key of "fowl" and that's not a typo although we had a hard time deciding if we should go with the one that uses a "u". It's hard to know what is more frightening: the fact that a grown woman is signing "cluck-aoke" style or the Joker-like expression on her face as she does it. Don't try to picture her saying "Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?" or you will lose bowel control.

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