Two University of Florida students were arrested for allegedly having sex on a picnic table in front of a federal courthouse under construction.
Ah, college. Remember those carefree days of endless alcohol consumption, drug fueled party riots that attracted the attention of law enforcement in at least three neighboring states and morning hangover mistakes that could make anyone pray for death faster than a hospice that plays Miley Cyrus songs on their PA system? Me neither.
These two crazy kids clearly had been drinking and were hot for each other, which just makes for a more dangerous cocktail than the entire world's supply of whiskey sours and cosmopolitans combined. Anyone who has woken up next to a vodka mistake knows that sex can have consequences. Especially for guys. Just the thought of possibly getting some drops our IQ faster than gravity can drop our pants. Alcohol just makes an already cloudy situation cloudier with a chance of shame and regret.