Star pop Justin Bieber faces a paternity suit. Personally, I think the woman has a case; her three-month old baby already has 500,000 Twitter followers. [RadarOnline]

Too LiLo, too late Sorry Lindsay. Going to jail is impressive and all, but we're still pretty busy with the whole "sham wedding and divorce" thing with that other girl who pretty much does what you do. [CNN]

Toxic shocker Wait, hold on a second. Throwing a tampon at a fast food employee is a BAD idea? If only she'd been told!  [Huff Post Weird]

Flowers and Condi Brace yourselves for a completely true statement: In 2008, Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi presented Condoleeza Rice, who was United States Secretary of State at the time, with a music video entitled "Black Flower in the White House."  [Daily Mail]

Unhappy meal Oh! So THAT'S why all those aging, wealthy, sexually-aggressive divorced women stopped going to McDonald's. Stupid me, I thought it was the food. [Pat's Papers]

Kid stuff This is a video of my daughter stacking up cat food cans. I know what you're thinking, but I swear to you, it's more suspenseful than the movie Straw Dogs. [YouTube]

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