A mysterious man who calls himself "Mister PeePee" is attempting to pleasure himself in every single Starbucks bathroom in New York City. There is practically a different Starbucks on every corner in Manhattan.
Mister PeePee's tweets about this strange endeavor are now protected, but one allegedly read, "Today's Starbucks visit is rated as a 4 Boner. Spacious, clean, excellent coffee, strong wifi, no interruptions & 1 hot chick."
Check out the full story here, along with Mister PeePee's Foursquare account! No word on how many locations the intrepid jerk-off still has yet to hit, but if you do come across a dollop of white stuff in a Manhattan Starbucks bathroom, it's safe to say that it is likely not the foam off a vanilla latte.