Friend calls the end Did you know that TV's Matthew Perry starred in a weird, high-concept sitcom on Fox called Second Chance, which aired in the late 1980's? Well he did. The show may have been wrong about it's assertion that people wanted to laugh at a middle-aged ghost forced to move in with his teenage self, but it sure nailed its prediction that the dictator of Libya would kick the bucket in 2011. Watch and cringe: [Mental Floss]

Dead like me Before I heard of this great company, I had requested that my heirs rip one of the legs off my corpse and beat someone to death with it. This is SO much easier!  [USA Today]

Big tent And just like that, all wars ended forever. Whew! Glad that's over with. [SeattlePI]

Webhead Here's the second most embarrassing Spider Man performance since the webslinger hit Broadway. This time, fewer people were injured. [Al.com]

Slap on the wrist Florida elementary school gets in trouble for providing students with "slap bracelets" with pictures of naked women on them. Reportedly, one parent was very upset after his young son refused to stop slapping it. [MSNBC]  

Great power, great stupidity The Phoenix Jones Seattle superhero case just keeps on getting sillier.  [Chron.com]

Old and in the way Making up fake twitter accounts for fictional characters is always fun. But if it's from a TV show that's been off the air for years? It's time to hang it up, fake Leo McGarry from The West Wing. [Wired]

Spellin error At the world Scrabble championships, they're fresh out of "G's." I don't know what they're so worried about, according to those geniuses, "Eggo" isn't even a real word. Breakfast hating jackasses. [Today]

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