This Justin It's finally happened. A stupider question to a politician than Clinton's famous "boxers or briefs" query. [NewsInc]

Dump truck All of the most sophisticated bandits in history have left behind some kind of a calling card, to let their victims know they have been robbed by a master. This guy isn't like that. [BroBible]

15 minutes of pain Is "the dudebro" who makes Youtube videos of himself eating hot peppers and chugging expensive champagne actually creating performance art? I say, whenever anything ends with a kick in the crotch from someone in an Eeyore suit, it's art. [Houston Press]

Oh, Deer We turned this up picture on Reddit, so no idea when it came out, but it's the kind of stupid that never gets old [Reddit]

Eraserheads Here's a safe for work blog devoted to factchecking the chalkboards one sees on porn sets. Wait, you mean these movies weren't shot in actual classrooms? [BlackboardsInPorn]

Over 7 billion served Huh. Maybe that's why it seems like there are less jobs. [Newser]

It gets dumber I don't want to knock anybody's "coming out" story, but if you tell America that you're gay on a news broadcast that airs at 3:00 in the morning, you didn't really tell that many people. I mean, it's 3 in the friggin' morning. It's the age old question. If a tree says that it's gay, and no one is around to hear it, did it really come out? Oh, you know what I mean. [ABC News]

Lion on lamb I don't know about you, but I smell a Madagascar sequel. [Good Morning America]

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