The Internet has a problem. It likes to take the most ordinary objects and asinine subject matter and blow it all out of proportion. This is why there are so many unnecessary bacon blogs, celebrity nip slip photo galleries and articles about pink-frosted cupcakes. These 10 dumb obsessions have gotten way out of control.
Why can't there be more websites dedicated to Jake Gyllenhaal's blue eyes, key lime Greek yogurt, athletic socks with stripes and things we actually care about? Instead, we're faced with several slippery nipple blogs and a few dozen sites that feature a triple-D bra made out of bacon. What the hell are we gonna do with that? Be original! Find a unique topic! Save the bacon for breakfast and the boobies for the bedroom, because they're just not funny anymore.