We're not referring to a trouser snake here — get your mind out of the gutter. A terrible human being reportedly shoved the excrement from a live poisonous snake into his lady's mouth while they were bickering. Click here to read the disgusting story in full. (Not for sensitive tummies.)
That is hands down the worst punishment I can come up with, aside from being force-fed beets while cockroaches crawl on my face. Snakes are terrifying. Poop is gross. That is all kinds of wrong. If she doesn't dump his butt and slash his tires after this stunt, then sorry, but she might deserve another mouthful of serpent dung.