If your friend’s eyes roll into the back of their heads while you’re telling them about how you watched infomercials all weekend, then you, my friend, are boring. A living Ambien prescription. Dull like a warm stick of butter. Your friends are too nice to tell you you’re boring.
But I’m not. You’re boring. Need more convincing? Then read this list of 15 signs you’re boring everyone in your life. Don’t take it personally.
If your longest relationship is with your couch, then you’re probably boring. Is vanilla ice cream too spicy for you? You’re boring. I thought about breaking it to you gently, but…
