Once upon a time, only manly men wore beards. Men who needed protection from the cruel elements or mighty warriors. When you think of great bearded men, you might think of a Viking or a Lumberjack. You don't think of these 12 celebrities.
But these days, it seems, only the pretty boys are rocking facial hair. Don't believe me? Walk into any Starbucks or Apple store and count the skinny dorks with wispy wimp beards.
Check out these photos of the dumb types of beards modern metros are sporting. These beards are modeled by some of Hollywood's biggest hunks — dudes who wear make-up for a living and pretend to be other people. Yeah.