Police in South Carolina arrested a man who tried to rob a liquor store by pretending an asthma inhaler was a gun.
And believe it or not, it gets dumber.
The wheezy robber wasn't holding up the two men to get their wallets, their keys or even the little bit of money they probably had on them. All he wanted was the two cases of beer they were carrying. Oh alcohol, you're so magical. There is no way your mind numbing, judgment clouding effects could make my life as a writer and reporter any easier than it already is. What you've done for Mel Gibson alone has helped me pay off my student loans and buy a new Xbox.
And somehow (because Jesus loves me very, very much), it gets even dumber. Police were called to the scene along with a couple of K-9 units, which weren't necessary because, like a trailer park version of "Hansel and Gretel," all they literally had to do was following the trail of empty beer cans to where the robber was hiding. As they questioned him, he "reared back" and smashed the rear windshield of their squad car WITH HIS HEAD. Smashing anything with your head might sound dangerous but in this case, it's probably for the best. He really wasn't getting much use out of it.