Baby crazy Using photos of someone else's baby without asking is already not very smart. Using stolen baby pictures to trick an ex-boyfriend into thinking you had his child is so dumb that it can threaten your freedom and livelihood. [Daily Mail]

Stinky situation "Coming up, Brooklyn cops are on the lookout for a man named Stinky who has a problem with gays." I actually heard that on the radio this morning. While this is almost certainly better without context, here are the full details: [NBC New York]

Pranks for nothing As best as I can tell, a "joke," when done well, makes the person it was told to laugh. A "prank" when done well, makes the person it was done to get laughed at. I'm not positive, but tricking someone into thinking they will almost certainly be chainsawed to death is neither. [Taunton Gazette]

Goodbye, Mr. Chips The man credited with the invention of Doritos has died, and will reportedly have some of his famous chips poured into his grave with him. He will be buried in between the cushions of a giant rec-room sofa, along with $2.25 in loose change, several tissues and a cable remote. [MSNBC]

Nevermind Now 20-year-old former naked baby from Nirvana album cover: "It's changed, do you want to see it?" [CNN]

Patriot games Do you like New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick? Before you answer, would you like to see him rollerskating in a pirate costume? [NFL.com]

Nursery fools If there's one thing I hate to see, it's a racist baby. [The Telegraph]

Speed kills (more than you thought) The signs were all there. This guy was TROUBLE. [Daily Mail]

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