Stupid? there's no app for that 
Drone wars What do you mean the economy's bad? Can't everybody get a job building murderous robots in an island paradise? [Washington Post]
Not playing, possum It's direct quote time! "Manatee County Sheriff's Office spokesman Dave Bristow (said) prosthetic penises are commonly used by law enforcement in hooker stings." And if you think that's dumb, wait until the opossum shows up.[Huff Post Weird]
Art attack Some people say that contemporary artists manufacture fake controversy to get attention. I think that's ridiculous. Art exists to allow us to see the world in a different way, to cast light on an aspect of existence that we hadn't previously considered, to- Oh screw it, here's Hitler and Spiderman as fetuses. [AndresNicolas]
Sour grapes A better question might be, "what's inside inside my aunt at Thanksgiving?" [Wired]
Too big to fail And you thought the stock market has had a series of wild ups and downs. [CNN]
Make way for dumplings Maybe we need to re-define "winning." [Yahoo! News]
Change we can't believe in Commemorative coins are dumb by definition. But commemorative coins celebrating someone's death are even dumber, YES, even when it's Osama bin Laden. [Videogum]
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