Cute Skylitter Here at The Dumb News, we can go one of two ways:1) The facepalm inducing, "I don't believe that actual human beings were so stupid that they got themselves arrested/injured/killed" 2) The Awwww inducing "That took an awful lot of time to do, and while entertaining, is sort of pointless." Jedi Kittens is the latter. You heard me. Jedi Kittens.[FuriousFanboys]

What's my rage again? Remember the two categories I was telling you about? Well, here's video of a fight at a Blink 182 concert that puts us firmly back in column one again. It's language is not safe for work, and it's content will make you despair for America's future. [BroBible]

Ginger snaps The world's largest sperm bank has stopped accepting donations from redheads. I honestly don't know what column to put this in. [HuffPost Weird]

Let them eat dirt So, more people are eating dirt now. And not in that fun, Motorsports "Eat my dust!" kind of way. Like actual eating of dirt, hair, paper and feces. I blame food blogs. [HuffPost Weird]

Fistfull of dollars When robbing a bank seems too ambitious…[WGAL.com]

Original Crank-ster The artist who once penned the lyric "she said Gimme Gimme Gimme/Jumped on my Jimmy/ And rode me like the wild west" is upset that today's rappers aren't dealing with "issues that matter." [MSN.com]

Rock in a hard place Dumb name for a rock band, or THE DUMBEST name for a rock band? [Nerve.com]

This is what passes for a Michael Vick scandal these days. Oh how the mighty have fallen. [Yahoo!Sports]

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