A 48-year-old mentally disabled man who lives on Social Security checks and part time pay from a McDonald's in Granite City, Missouri lost his extensive collection of 1,800 Superman comic books to a robber who tricked the man into letting him in his home.
Just how low does your life have to be to drive you to steal the heart and soul of another human being? There are plankton at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean that would actually stop and think about doing something like this before they did it.
I sincerely hope that whoever did this is reading this and feels so bad about what they have done that it not only convinces them to return every last scrap they took from this guy, but that it also makes them realize the only way they can earn the mega-ton of karma they just lost is by selling their useless organs to third-world orphans. Of course, that's a pretty big "if" since the dolt who did this probably can't read in the first place.
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