Hung up Woman arrested for calling her ex-boyfriend 65,000 times: RING-RING! "Hi, it's me!" I know. "How did you know it was me?" Because you've called me every 10 minutes for a year. "I miss our talks." I have the cops on the other line, can you call back? "Of course!" I'm kidding. I am mind-numbingly aware of your ability to call back. Did you really think I was being serious just there? [Associated Press]

I shot the tattoo artist Is this tattoo "crazy?"I dunno, I'd use the word "stupid." [Twitter]

Look out below OK, so the economy is crap, summer is over, there's flooding all over the place, and the President has to give a big speech on jobs tonight. Still, it's not like the sky is falling. Oh. Wait. [Space.com]

Leave it to the pros If there is one thing strip clubs won't tolerate, it's women taking their clothes off. [Huff Post Weird]

Live, (not) nude (gossip) girls BIG NEWS! Blake Lively isn't naked again!! How this girl keeping her clothes on is a story over and over again is amazing to me. [CelebSlam]

Low bar It's bad to lock your kids in the house and go the bar. Of course, locking them OUT of the house isn't much better. [KMTV.com]

Reagan Tax Miss the Republican debate last night? Well here it was, in 45 seconds. [Buzzfeed]

Fantasy becomes reality This will be helpful for sports fans who don't find an actual football game taking place directly in front of their faces interesting or compelling enough. [USAToday]

WWWTF? The 50 dumbest wrestling names of all time. [Bleacher Report]

CCCP Cup If you're in an argument with a man who says the Internet is nothing but a useless sea of nonsense, with no real purpose besides time-wasting idiocy, show them this video of a Russian dude touching a thousand boobs, and also shaking hands with Vladimir Putin. Oh, actually, don't do that. It would prove his point pretty quickly. [BroBible]

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