The last thing Americans need is to learn how to fry something else. The State Fair of Texas recently held a foodie contest and awarded “Most Creative” to a tempting delicacy known as Fried Bubblegum.
Add that to the growing list of increasingly common artery-clogging fair foods like funnel cakes, fried Oreos, fried Twinkies, fried macaroni & cheese, fried pickles and fried Snickers bars. In honor of state fair season, the dumbest fried crap I could find (some of which is borderline shocking), below:
Fried Kool-Aid Balls (San Diego, CA)
Fried Peanut Butter & Banana Sandwich (Dallas, TX)*
Fried Butter On-A-Stick (Des Moines, IA)
Deep-Fried Coca-Cola (Dallas, TX)*
Fried Frog Legs (Sacramento, CA)
Deep-Fried Cheeseburger (Akron, OH)*
Fried Pop-Tarts (Timonium, MD)
Deep-Fried Pizza (Brooklyn, NY)
Fried Cheese Curds (West Allis, WI)
Deep-Fried Turkey Testicles (Evansville, IN)
Chicken-Fried Bacon (Snook, TX)
Deep-Fried Pineapple (Des Moines, IA)
Fried Spaghetti & Meatballs On-A-Stick (St. Paul, MN)*
Deep-Fried Bacon-Wrapped Banana (Washington, DC)
Fried Cicadas (Decatur, IL)
Deep-Fried Cadbury Creme Eggs (Brooklyln, NY)*
Deep-Fried Spam Curds (St. Paul, MN)
Zesty Fried Guacamole Bites (Dallas, TX)*
*These items sound awesome, and I would happily stuff them into my face. I’m moving to Dallas.
Check out more dumb foods and the dumb cities who love them here.
Fried Bubblegum Takes The Cake At Texas State Fair
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