Rebel Without A Cause If you're a college kid and you're looking for a smart way to spend your summer, going to Libya and fighting with the rebels isn't it. BONUS DUMB: Especially if your reasoning is "because you think it'd be sick." [NPR]

You had me at Eee-Choo-Ta Is it dumb that George Lucas keeps changing stuff in Star Wars? Of course it is. Still, the crew at Videogum seems to have the right attitude. Here's a list of things that WEREN'T added to Lucas' films. Check the comments for maximum fun. [Videogum]

Butt of course What? No one is paying attention to Kim Kardashian for seven seconds? OK, let's haul out the sex tape again. [CNN]

Crazy driver If you get arrested for running around naked at a NASCAR event, that is dumb. But will it get you a spot in DUMB NEWS? For that you need a little something extra. Oh, I'm sorry- you also have a wild, live raccoon trapped in your car? Right this way sir! [Charleston Gazette]

Pros and Cons On the positive side, Wal-Mart offers quality merchandise at affordable prices, and gives working families the opportunity to purchase a huge variety of items in one stop. In the negative column, 5-year-old girls are sometimes swooped down upon and bitten by bats. You're the consumer, you make the call. [CBS Minnesota]

Monday Night Foot brawl It's really too hot to play football in Florida. Also, you shouldn't tackle the ref and start a huge donnybrook. BONUS DUMB: You think I wouldn't give you video? [Sarasota Herald Tribune]

Oh, Canada Where was this lady before the Vancouver riots? [Vancouver Sun]

Under arreszzzzzzzz "YOu have the right to remain silent. You have the right to an attorney. You have the right to look like a little angel when you sleep! Yes you do! YES YOU DO! [PhoenixNewTimes]

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