Noooooooooo Can somebody tell George Lucas that if he wants to re-edit a Star Wars movie, he should probably start with those awful prequels? [Ain'tItCool]

XXX Wing On the bright side, George Lucas hasn’t edited this picture of Darth Vader grabbing a woman’s boobs into The Empire Strikes Back. Yet. (NSFWish) [LAWeekly]

Pot mom 21-year-old mother arrested for blowing marijuana smoke into a baby’s mouth, among other awful things. I know what you’re thinking. Has anyone checked on Nancy Grace? [Huff Post Weird]

Idol on ice Former American Idol judge and jerk-for-hire Simon Cowell has told GQ magazine that he’d like to be cryonically frozen. OK, howabout we do it now? [Forbes]

Shirt happens After an outcry, JC Penny has already removed a girls T-shirt reading “I’m too pretty for homework” from it’s website. Lucky for them, angry, offended parents of young children are pretty much the “forgive and forget” type. Oh wait. The opposite of that.  [MediaBistro]

Copping a feel Should uniformed police officers be having sex with women on the hoods of cars in full daylight? They should not. They have better things to do. Of course, you probably have better things to do than looking at a picture of it happening, but I bet that won’t stop you. [KOB.com]

Work stoppage I hate how my computer lets me do things.  [MacFreedom]

Hole position Finally, someone has gotten to the bottom of the perplexing “manholes in movie posters” phenomenon. [Wolfnards.com]

Hitting the fan Brobible calls out a Red Sox fan for being terrible. While they are right that he is terrible, this idiot does appear to be calling a strike on a Red Sox batter. Wouldn’t that make him a Yankee fan?  [BroBible]

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