A couple of ungrateful twentysomething brats brought a lawsuit against their mother for "bad parenting," citing emotional distress over issues like curfew enforcement, insufficient care packages and poor homecoming dress budgets. Click here for the appalling list of allegations.
If this lawsuit is even remotely worthwhile, where's my $50,000 in emotional damages? Being forced to eat broccoli as a child, shopping the JCPenney back-to-school catalog while all my friends got clothes from the Gap and driving that beat-up Oldsmobile was pure torture. Forget about therapy — give me my money!