Elope.
Don't get us wrong: marriage is a beautiful thing. It is a union of two people who have decided to share their lives together, to love each other, help each other, and stick together, through thick and thin, for richer or poorer, in sickness and health, till death do they part.
Or sometimes, not so much.
But while the merits of the institution are up for debate, it's the ceremony we take issue with. When you look at everything from the fancy invitations, to registering for crappy kitchen gadgets, to over-the-top bridezillas, to drunken offensive toasts given by clueless brother-in-laws, it's hard not to come to the conclusion that weddings are completely dumb.
For a comprehensive list of exactly why this is so, we invite you to check out our photo gallery:
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