Are They Wrestling? It's hard to know how old a kid should be before they can have a job of their own. Still, if that job is "camera operator for your mom's group sex movie" I'll go ahead and say "older than six." [Bossip]
Anything for Love Panhandling for a rich wife has potential, but if it were me, after a decade of failure, I’d consider some alternatives. Maybe speed dating? Internet porn? NOT being a lunatic? [AOL]
No “Man” Left Behind When a a foot was found in a lake, it sparked a 10 hour search for the body it was attached to. But the police overlooked one fact: it belonged to a mannequin. [msnbc.com]
Not a Keeper A woman catches somebody eyeing her man, confronts the peeper, and allegedly beat her up. SUPER DUMB: This happened at a family party. ULTRA DUMB: The peeper was a 12-year-old. [azcentral.com]
Nap to Nabbed When you’re attempting a burglary, there’s an obvious check list: Don’t leave traces, stay quiet, and definitely don’t fall asleeZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. [wwmt.com]
Must Read OMG!!!! the Kardashians’ book is coming out soon! It’s, like, about them with true stories but all fiction-y at some parts and with crazy twists and turns and stuff, like, all kinds of stuff! It’s going to be amaz—alright, I can’t keep it up. I’m not excited at all. [CNN]
ZOMBIES ARE REAL! A woman was reported dead through a high school reunion tribute. Seeing as she’s alive, married, and with four children, there was either a heinous mistake or she’s an undead overlord who's spawning her seed, intent on slowly infiltrating humanity and inciting its demise. I'm kinda surprised we didn't lead with this. [tricityherald.com]
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