Memo to the above angry Grams: I get that "this Internet stuff" is drivin' you crazy. I get it. Sometimes I want to call the Internet Police, too — when my Twitter gets hacked, my Gmail gets spammed, when Facebook makes another damn change to their user interface or when weirdos troll my Dumb As A Blog posts.
Sadly, Cyber Superman doesn't exist. But dentures do! And so do muzzles for crazy grandsons in the midst of freaking out over a Facebook hack attack. Seriously, homeboy's grunts and yells in the background of Grandma's call-for-help vid is remniscent of Sloth from The Goonies. Funny stuff.