They say two things in this life are unavoidable: death and taxes.
Actually, make that one thing… if you're a millionaire or a billionaire. But even if you are allowed to weasel out of federal income taxes, you're still going to die, and no amount of congressional yapping can extend your so-called "death ceiling."
Rich or poor, fat or skinny, black or white, gay or straight, we're all going to die. In roughly 80 years, most of us reading this will be taking the big dirt nap, and those of us who haven't will surely make lousy tennis partners. All we can hope for is a solid ride while we're on this planet, and hopefully, a ticket off it that isn't completely stupid.
Unfortunately, there are ridiculous ways to die, and we've collected 25 of them, everything from driving off a cliff in an invention that made you rich, to having your throat slashed by your own fighting cock (yes, we mean rooster, and behave yourself.) All of these real life deaths have been compiled in a handy gallery, with names removed to protect the foolish.
So check it out now and avoid a similar fate!
Oh, and while we're telling people what to do, pay your taxes, billionaires! You're being jerks!
Dumb On The Streets, Dumb On The Rocks, Dumb In The Gutter, Every Last Drop, You want Dumb?