If you're reading this on Internet Explorer, you're dumb. If you're on Google Chrome, Mozilla Firefox, or better yet Opera, you're smart. Don't you dare call these claims outlandish!
Sort of. A survey including around 100,000 participants used an IQ test, sensitive to what web browser the participant was using, to determine how your choice of web browing affects your intelligence. The results are staggering!
Sort of. Those using Internet Explorer scored lower than those using Chrome and Firefox, who scored lower than those using Opera. This makes sense to some degree, I mean who's dumb enough to still use Internet Explorer when far better options await, free of charge and ready for download, on theinterwebs? Apparently the answer is Internet Explorer users.
The real question is, do these statistics mean anything substantial?