Sure, I love me some Chipotle. But I'm not going to dress up in burrito-inspired garb just to get a free meal.
Some crazies will stop at nothing to express their loyalty to fatty, heart-clogging fast-food chains. This guy has choosen the popular Chick-Fil-A cow to be the best man at his wedding. The cow even has his own tuxedo. Chick-Fil-A, really?! I haven't eaten that crud since college. What, was Colonel Sanders booked? Did Ronald McDonald have a prior engagement? Ten bucks says you'll eventually cheat on your fiancée with that naughty red-head, Wendy. More insane stories about nutjobs and their beloved fast food here.
Man Chooses Chick-Fil-A Cow To Be Best Man (And Other Fast-Food Obsessives)
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