If I had a nickel for every time I purposely looked for distraction from doing my work, only to click on a link out of curiosity and find it was something completely disgusting and entirely NSFW, I might have 25 cents. (Oh, and that means Not Safe For Work.) A mental freak-out would ensue, as I would quickly attempt to remove whatever atrocity it was, like "2 Girls, 1 Cup," that had popped up my computor monitor.

Luckily, these five filthy clips contain no nudity, sex or excrement whatsoever, but they will still make you blush. Go on, click! It's safe.

5 Incredibly Uncomfortable Yet SFW Sex Videos

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