Do you have a stuffed unicorn? Awww. Isn’t that cute? No. No, it isn’t. That’s because mythological creatures are dumb.
You may love Bigfoot or dragons, but think about it: isn’t the Cyclops just a pitifully handicapped giant? The unicorn a penis-faced horse? How do you know a leprechaun wouldn’t try to rob you? That’s right. You don’t know, which is why this list of magical beasts from folklore and fantasy is such an eye-opener.
Remember, the next time you fantasize about fondling a mermaid; think about how slimy she’d really be.
