What a giant boob A woman who is upset at people who harass mothers who breastfeed in public has decided to raise money to build a giant truck with a naked breast on top of it. The logic here, I think, is that she's mad about people telling women to maybe be a little discreet,  so her cool and collected response to that seems to be "f*** you! I'll show you what indiscreet REALLY looks like!" Geez lady, keep your shirt on.  Not in the "don't breastfeed" way, in the "take it down a notch, you're being crazy" way.   [CBS Pittsburgh]

In pastry, one can hear you scream Before today, I didn't think there were ANY chest-burster alien cakes. Now I know there are at least 10. Yes, they are super disgusting looking.Thanks, Internet! [LA Weekly]

They didn't have ID, either Memo to Chili's waitstaff: even if all three of the children's ages add up to 21, that doesn't mean you can serve them tequila. [9News.com]

Fappy birthday The bikini turned 65, everyone! Unsurprisingly, websites commemorating this epic milestone aren't showing a lot of 65-year-olds wearing them. [The Frisky]

Pro-moo-tion Today at Chik-fil-A, if you dress up like a cow, you get a free entree. I really hope this lady shows up.[Charlotte Observer]

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