What a giant boob 
In pastry, one can hear you scream Before today, I didn't think there were ANY chest-burster alien cakes. Now I know there are at least 10. Yes, they are super disgusting looking.Thanks, Internet! [LA Weekly]
They didn't have ID, either Memo to Chili's waitstaff: even if all three of the children's ages add up to 21, that doesn't mean you can serve them tequila. [9News.com]
Fappy birthday The bikini turned 65, everyone! Unsurprisingly, websites commemorating this epic milestone aren't showing a lot of 65-year-olds wearing them. [The Frisky]
Pro-moo-tion Today at Chik-fil-A, if you dress up like a cow, you get a free entree. I really hope this lady shows up.[Charlotte Observer]
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