Cyberspace is an endless abyss of amazing information. You can find 27 different recipes for baked beans, look at cute pictures of puppies wearing tutus and listen to Lady Gaga's latest hits all at the same time.
But you don't do this. You continue to do dumb things on the Internet, like check your MySpace page, stalk your enemies and send senseless email forwards to family members. You, my dear, should be banned from this unprecedented technological trove of awesomeness, and here are 10 reasons why.
Dumb Blogger Tina