Sarah Palin has trademarked her own name, joining the ranks of other esteemed brands named after people, such as Calvin Klein, Howard Johnson and Chef Boyardee. It's only a matter of time before hundreds of Sarah Palin sponsored products hit the shelves. Which of these will you be first in line to buy?
1. Palin's Patriot Pale Ale
2. The Palin Pump-Action Moose Rifle
3. Sarah Palin's History Textbook: Revere Goes Rogue
4. Mama Grizzly Granola
5. Palin's Own Habanero Hot Sauce, So hot you'll forget how to talk
6. Hockey Mom Hairspray
7. Sarah Palin's Pitbull Lipstick, You're gonna look ferocious
8. Sarah Palin's Conservative Crockpot, Warning: not to be used to cook French food
9. The Palin Power Punch Energy Drink, contains 80% deer blood
10. Sarah's Spring Water, fresh water from Alaska's finest hydrofracking facilities
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