Celebrities are constantly complaining about not having any privacy away from the public eye.
Well. Memo to you sad, secret-robbed superstars: It's your choice to put your crud out in the streets! You don't have to answer every question that is asked about your sex life (or lack thereof), gastrointestinal issues or hairy genitals. Just because I enjoy watching your movies, it doesn't mean that I am dying to know the frequency of which you masturbate. TMI, yo! Now I can't look at you without picturing you naked, pulling a Dutch oven on your lover while lying in bed, thanks to these little tokens of information:
"I don't really see the point in washing your hair. If you don't care if your hair's clean or not then why would you wash it?" –Robert Pattinson
"To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC's." –Jessica Simpson
"Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates." –P. Diddy
"I pee outside my house in my yard. I usually start my day off by taking my dogs out. While they go, I go. I just feel like I'm connecting with nature, I bond and feel like a caveman." –Ashton Kutcher
"I was a late developer. I didn't even get my period until 17 1/2." –Sarah Silverman
"I've only done it with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss." –Paris Hilton
"I am the new generation of masturbator, I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week… I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn't pick up because I'm masturbating." –John Mayer
"The best sex I have is with myself." –Amber Rose
"I walk around the house naked — I do! One of my girlfriends always jokes, 'I'm coming over with someone, so please come to the door dressed.'" –Eva Mendes
"I am not a Kraft piece of cheese. I don't like to be classified. If I was on MySpace, I would say 'swinging.'" –Marilyn Manson
"I'm extraordinarily sexual within a monogamous relationship. Nothing is off-limits." –Megan Fox
"I don't do too many [drugs]. I just smoke weed and drink. But I'll never f**k with no more coke. It's not about the bad high; it's just about the acne: Cocaine makes your face break out. I'm a pretty boy." –Lil Wayne
"I've had sex on camera with my boyfriend for fun." –Aubrey O'Day
"I'm impervious to poo, snot, urine, vomit. You can't get me. You cannot break me down." –Brad Pitt
"I think every girl is born bisexual. Before I was 10, I had had experiences with girls. I didn’t have my first kiss with a guy until I was 15. I was with women long before that." –Tila Tequila
"I'm not gonna lie. Sarah Palin is quite attractive." –Chace Crawford
TMI, people! TMI.
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