Good looks, bad knees A woman who claims she was injured while bouncing on a trampoline during a Playboy photo shoot has sued the men's magazine, claiming she was not given proper medical attention after injuring her knee. This is notable for being the most boring "Playboy model on a trampoline" feature ever.  [TMZ]

Angry words A new iPhone app that is designed to add effects to pictures is being criticized for naming a certain effect after the N-Word. The app called "Picture Effect Magic" has a photo effect listed as "n—-r brown," and adds a brownish tint to the image. Amazingly, the website for the author of the app seems to not be loading.  [Newsnet5]

Is there a problem, officer? It's probably no big deal if some parents supervising a high school graduation party in Rhode Island let their underaged guests enjoy a little alcohol, right? Well, it is when the parents ARE the cops. Specifically, Providence's Chief of Police. [Turnto10.com]

Put The Cake Down And Get Out. It's a bummer when a corporate office has to close a beloved restaurant. It escalates to dumb when they throw paying customers out on the street before they can even finish their birthday party. [komonews.com]

If there's a hell, he's in it. A 53-year old registered sex offender on parole has died in Texas while raping an elderly woman, investigators say. The 250 pound man had reportedly rode a bicycle to the woman's home, attacked the woman at knife point, and then stopped the assault, saying he "wasn't feeling well." He then rolled over and died. [wfaa.com]

Inhuman resources You think you have a terrible boss? I bet you're still better off than Massachusetts accountant Carl Sorabella, who got a rather harsh response when he told his boss that his wife had been diagnosed with cancer. He was immediately fired . [BostonChannel.com]

Avoidable tragedy It's always sad when someone jumps off a bridge to their death. Of course, when it's not suicide, and the jumper not only was supposedly drinking, but did a backflip off the bridge…OK, it's still sad. But it's not very smart, either. [Orlando Sentinel]

LaPawned James The Miami Herald ran an ad selling Miami Heat NBA championship gear. Not included was a ticket to the alternate universe where Dallas didn't whip their overrated butts. [Ajc.com]

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