We love to hate Paris for many reasons, but one celeb decided to defame the dumb heiress on Twitter after she was practically struck by the reckless driver.
Sarah Shahi of Fairly Legal fame (you all watch that, right?) took her beef to the curt, pun-heavy world of Twitter to call Paris the "worst driver ever" because she almost ran Shahi over and then after the near-miss blew through a stop sign. Fair enough, right?
Apparently this opened some sort of cuckoo floodgate of emotions as Shahi then tweeted some more anger out of her system calling Hilton a "blonde piece of sh*t" and "horrible excuse for a human being."
Them's fightin' words.
Shahi said what we're all thinking and another Twitter war between privileged, boring people is about to erupt, right?
So far, Paris has not engaged in the childish social-networking wrestling ring of 140 character body-slamming. I am guessing with her police record she probably wants to avoid any incriminating public behavior, although it is sort of her bag.
As for Shahi, she claims she was super amped up because she's a mother and what if there had been a child in the street when the ditzy celebruderp floored it through a stop sign? Alright, hot mama. We get your protective parent angle, but let's hope your kid isn't old enough to find out what a potty mouth you have.