No Joy, No Rapture You think you have dumb relatives? Consider Eileen Heuwetter, whose deceased Aunt bequeathed her entire estate of $300,000 not to Heuwetter, but to Harold Camping's Family Radio ministry, the group that famously failed to accurately predict the Rapture on May 21st. In case you know Eileen, and want to comfort her, maybe hold off on telling her "It's not the end of the world." [CNN Money]
Heads Up, Oakland Timothy James McGowan was arrested on May 18th for a DUI in San Rafael, CA. On May 19th, he was arrested for another DUI in San Francisco. Guess what happened in Novato on the 20th? Face, meet palm. [San Francisco Chronicle]
God Don't Make No Trash A woman was arrested in Ontario, Canada after allegedly wheeling a rolling trash can filled with body parts of a deceased man to a relative's house and asking for help disposing of the body. Personally, I get uncomfortable asking relatives to feed my cat while I'm out of town. [KTLA.com]
What a Boob A Pennsylvania school superintendent said yesterday that while he wishes that a group of his 8th graders on a field trip in Baltimore hadn't stopped for lunch at Hooters, he hasn't received any complaints from parents. Really? How about now? You know, after the story hit the national media? [MSNBC]
Hater Aid How does CNN suggest you respond to online "haters?" Ooo! Ooo! I know! With a cheap stock photograph and a made up word like netiquette?" By the way, this dumb article took two people to write. Get it? We're hating on them RIGHT NOW. Let's see how they respond! [CNN]
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