Oooh, no she didn’t. This dumb self-righteous broad and her frizzy-haired friend stole an envelope of money from a badge-wearing 9-year-old girl selling Girl Scout cookies! Not only did the mean thieves get charged with a misdemeanor, they also picked up a one-way ticket to the burning fires of hell.
“There was $150 in that envelope,” she says between sips of her pricey Frappuccino, likely bought with dirty money. “And I wanted that money, and it was mine.” LIAR! THAT WAS NOT YOUR MONEY! Homegirl offered a half-hearted, forced apology to the Girl Scouts organization but didn’t seem remorseful in the least. She ain’t sorry. She just sorry she got caught. Her dumb accomplice isn’t any brighter, saying, “We should have at least got to keep the money.”
I’m not exactly a convicted felon, but I don’t think that’s how it works. I’d like to meet their parents. Or their doctor. Were these girls born without a conscience? Please don’t steal from those who bless the rest of us with Thin Mints and Tagalongs.