Cease and Racist The Westboro Baptist Church are those wackos who picket military funerals because they believe soldiers are killed by God as punishment for the USA's tolerance of gay people, (and not, you know, because of all the bullets flying around.) Well, they were picketed themselves this week by an unlikely group, the Ku Klux Klan, who despite hating gays, blacks and Jews, don't like Westboro's "anti-troop" message. Thanks but no thanks, fellas.[CNN]

Sharia Traffic Laws? A new Arabic Facebook group in Saudi Arabia that has suggested women drivers should be whipped with cords has gotten over 6,000 "likes" and dozens of comments. Shocking, right? Now try searching Facebook groups for "woman drivers" here in America. We're WAY more enlightened (No, we are not.)[Car Connection]

It Wasn't Against The Law Already? Bad news for bestiality buffs, as Florida Governor Rick Scott has officially signed a law making it against the law to have sex with animals in the sunshine state, effective this October. So, if you have a hot date with a dolphin, you better get down to Florida before the law takes effect. [Broward-Palm Beach New Times]

Supply and Dumb Man Single men in their 40's are suffering under the delusion that they are more attractive than they really are, says a demographer and author from Australia. Seeing as there are fewer single men in their 40's than single women, even out-of-shape bald guys are seeing George Clooney staring out at them from every mirror, thanks to how coveted they are by females in their age group. Hopefully, each one of these men will find a bride, so they have someone to remind them how pathetic they are each day of their lives love them just as they are. [Herald Sun]

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