Utah, 'The No Fun State,' has launched another attack against people trying to have a good time. Acting sexy has recently been added to the list of things that are against the law in Utah.
In an attempt to crack down on prostitution, Utah has broadened the definition of soliciting sex from verbally offering it to indicating through lewd acts, such as exposing or touching yourself, that you intend to exchange sex for money.
They did this so police would have an easier time getting prostitutes off the street.
As you might expect a lot of people find this definition a bit broad. Two escort services have filed federal lawsuits to halt the law.
Now if you go to Utah you have to worry about scratching yourself in front of police. Releiving yourself in an alley has been upped from public urination to prostitution.
According to this description the entire cast of Jersey Shore could be arrested for hooking.
Utah, will you please try to lighten up? Seriously, if states had asses then you'd have a stick up yours the size of the Empire State Building. Sex isn't such a terrible thing. Maybe if you spent a little less time trying to stop it and a little more time having it you wouldn't be so uptight all the time.