
Former MLB player Jose Canseco recently took to his Twitter account to profess his undying love for pop sensation Lady Gaga. The 46-year-old slugger superstar states:
"I love lady gaga wish I could meet her .would marry her in a second… Lady gaga is the truth get use to it… Her song Judas is what we fight with everyday since we are born evil… I am her night in baseball armor… She is the queen… Lady gaga where r u did u get my marriage proposal I am at cocoa casino in yuma Arizona. [sic]"
OK, Jose. First of all, Lady Gags is the opposite of sexy. Second of all, I'm sure your use of poor grammar and run-on sentences will do anything but impress her. You sound like a stalker. Now go listen to a respectable artist appropriate for a man your age. Like Gloria Estefan.
Jose Canseco professes love for Gaga on Twitter
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