Apparently I'm the only one who has never heard of "vajazzling," which is the ridiculous practice of gluing teeny tiny Swarovski crystals to the vagina. These tacky mini-jewels can form a simple design, like a heart or a peace sign.
The ladies who bejewel their vajayay are probably the same females who proudly rock yin-yang tramp stamps and four-inch fake nails (the kind with the dangly charms), but what type of guy (self-respecting or not) would succumb to "pejazzling"? Yes, you heard me. British reality star Mark Wright is trying to launch the same shiny trend for dudes.
“Men wear diamond watches and bling earrings — this is no different," Mark says. "Some [women] prefer a man who’s groomed and takes care of himself." Sure, I admit I like a guy who showers and combs his hair, but I draw the line at my man gluing royal blue rhinestones to his cock. Let some other bro rock the disco balls, thanks.