We'd like to think that the women in this video are wearing some type of new theft underwear. How else do you explain someone being able to shove $3,000 worth of stolen liquor where the sun don't shine? Ew, no. Don't tell me that!
Watch this disturbingly dumb clip from truTV Presents: World's Dumbest and be amazed by the depths and strength of their thieving crotches.