Today is Mother's Day and after all we put moms and wives through, it's easy to see they deserve a little bit more than a crappy, crowded brunch buffet. Most people owe the women in their lives a series of complementary therapy sessions

1) This kid really knows how to push mom's buttons and earned himself an immediate eviction from the house after causing his barely sane mother to totally lose it.

2) One way to show your mom how much you love her is to trick her into thinking her home and dog are on fire. These kids should send mom on a vacation after this stunt.

3) If you want to make sure your wife doesn't stay married to you long enough to ever even have a family, watch what this tool does.

Happy Mother's Day to all the women who out there who put up with dopey kids and husbands. We hope you help yourself to two heaping plates of Eggs Benedict today and that no one pulls a fast one on you.