I feel like chicken tonight A 23-year-old Texas man broke into an apartment and proceeded to eat a raw chicken left defrosting in the sink, say police. The man was also completely naked. Police had to forcibly subdue the nude poultry snacker before arresting him. [weirdnews.aol.com]

Alleged crackhead makes life easy for police A 41-year-old South Carolina man was so upset that he paid a drug dealer $60 and got only $20 worth of crack cocaine out of the deal, that he called 911 to complain. He was later arrested by the authorities. [thesmokinggun.com]

Tiny goat, evil dude In West Virginia, a 19-year-old man allegedly kidnapped a pygmy goat, then sexually assaulted and slaughtered the animal. All while wearing a woman's bra and panties. Police say the suspect claimed he had been abusing "bath salts", a new synthetic drug similar to methamphetamine. [weirdnews.aol.com]

Dumb lady fashion The Frisky wants you to know that you will never, ever look good if you wear socks with sandals. Ever. There will never come a time when that look will be "in." Here are four other fashion trends that suck. [thefrisky.com]

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