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It is human nature to want to be cared for and nurtured. But it is quite another to request that your housemate spoon-feed you baby slop and allow you to roll around in diapers all day.

This 29-year-old man harbors a ridiculous fetish that entails sleeping in a crib, sucking on a bottle and eating in a huge high chair while his roommate enables his every wacky, self-indulgent whim.

This disgusts me. Would I rather have my hair softly stroked than go to my desk job? Maybe. Would I prefer to lounge around in a fuzzy one-piece with built-in feet? Perhaps. It looks comfortable. But that’s not the way life works. You mature, you gain responsibilities, and you learn how to take care of yourself.

This Little Adult Babies website facilitates the lifestyle known as “infantilism,” which is where I found a letter from Tommy. When Tommy was a child, his mommy and daddy drank too much, so he finds solace in his pacifier-ridden comfort zone, Babyland. My parents probably drank too much, too, but you don’t see me nursing a nipple-shaped beverage container. I had to grow up and live in the real world, along with the rest of my adult peers.

The Weird World of “Adult Babies”

[Jezebel]

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